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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via officialwhitegirls)

postllimit :

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who Claimed he knew just 500 bc hey what an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via hazardass)